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Last year’s World Champion Sylvain “Gunther Love” Quimene of France gave once again a stunning performance. His fellow countrywoman Soraya “Eva Gina Runner” Garlenq scored second with her sparkling and tight one-minute show. The third place was taken over by retiring Canadian champion Cole “Johnny Utah” Manson.

The World Champion won an electric guitar handcrafted by Matti Nevalainen of Flying Finn guitars. The top three were also awarded with Golla products. The top ten go home packing plexiglass guitars from Oulun Kopiokeskus in their Air Guitar cases.

Romeo Dance Cheetah of the United States was 11th place.

Matt Cornelison, a.k.a. Romeo Dance Cheetah, besting his fellow air guitarists with a score of 17.7 out of 18. Contest judge and 2008 Air Guitar World Champion Craig “Hot Lixx Hulahan” Billmeier quoted, “Ushering in a new breed, Romeo Dance Cheetah is the new face of U.S. Air Guitar. Come see him if you wanna see what we’re all about.”

His “airness” will represent the U.S. in the 2010 Air Guitar World Championship in Oulu, Finland on August 27.

Ricardo Reyes, who works full-time as a busboy at Barney’s Beanery, showed the big boys who got skillz in Pop-A-Shot. Unsuspecting NBA All-Star players were pitted against Ricardo. Let’s see how they fared.

LeBron James vs Ricardo The Busboy

Charles Barkley vs Ricardo The Busboy

Kobe Bryant vs Ricardo The Busboy

Lamar Odom vs Ricardo The Busboy

Carmelo Anthony vs Ricardo The Busboy

After embarrassing them all, Ricardo came away with a Red 2011 Ford Mustang! Congratulations, Ricardo!

Here’s a hilarious bit by Fred Armisen of SNL impersonating President Obama.

Here’s another bit in Late Night with Jimmy Fallon slow jammin’ the news with special guest P. Diddy.

It ain’t about the Benjamins.  Flash them dimes, yo!

Cash strapped
A little short on the greenbacks
Thats what its like
Growin up in the cul de sacs

Mobbin’ to the bell, we’re gettin something to eat
Have my shorties countin’ dimes ’cause todays my treat
I’m a big dog, my pockets full of change
Throw the dimes in the air, kid, I’m makin’ it rain

It’s all about the Roosevelts, baby
Flash them dimes, 79, 89, 99
It’s all about the Roosevelts, baby
Give me tacos and nachos and what’s yours

Pockets empty, wallets looking lean
Paper money’s out, silvers our new green.
Cruisin’ to the bell, we’re rolling cars three deep
Coinage in the glove box, dimes under the seat
I’m like a banker, always rollin’ with change
I ain’t a player, I’m just playing the game.

It’s all about the Roosevelts, baby
Flash them dimes, 79, 89, 99
It’s all about the Roosevelts.

Conan O’Brien, who took over as the new host of The Tonight Show in June 1, 2009, upgrades his old bit of predicting the future from his former show in Late Night. Here’s the first installment.

Hilarious bit in Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! He slow jammed the news with The Roots!

I would normally just borrow DVDs from the library rather than buy them.  But I cannot pass up Kung Fu Panda on sale at Target for $5.50 ( … one week later, Target reduced the price further to $4.75… Doh! ).  We must have watched the movie six or seven times over the weekend.

When it comes to animation, PIXAR is tops.  But in IMO, this DreamWorks masterpiece of the fat panda is up there in quality.  The story was not ground-breaking, but it was all-out fun.  The comedic value is outstanding.

Some quotes from the movie:

“There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.” - Dragon Warrior in Po’s dream.

“Actually, when I was young and crazy, I dreamed of running away and learning how to make tofu.” - Mr. Ping, Po’s foster father, reminiscing of what could have been, but digresses afterwards for he is the noodle man.

“Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” - Master Oogway advising a dejected Po.

“The true path to victory is to find your opponent’s weakness, and make him suffer for it!” - Master Shifu, while beating up Po.

“But a real warrior never quits! Don’t worry, Master, I will never quit!” - Po, while getting beaten to a pulp by Master Shifu.

The Ninja Rap by Barats and Bereta.

Limp Ninja Time!